Praise for Blake J. Stone's Writing
“I’ve never read my Mistresses work because of literacy problems, but I’d……oh look there’s a new mote of dust floating by…. what was I saying? Blake’s writing? Yes, well the fact that a human can be a so-called “writer” yet is incapable of writing “cat food” on a to-do list is pretty suspect.”
—Blake’s cat, Mobius, aka Mobius Monster, aka Mr. Moby Pants, aka MobyWoby The Great’’
“Blake, who is my only offspring, is in the 99th percentile and among the top best writers in the world.”
—Blake’s mother
“Very unique. Raw. Eloquent, yet edgy. I love this almond butter so much that I eat it everyday!”
—Anonymous Reviewer
This is what the literary world is saying about Blake’s writing!
“I was sent a pamphlet by Blake J. Stone called “The Truth About Babies” and it changed my life. I have now sworn an oath to be childless for life! Instead of ruining the earth by adding more consumers and spending most of my life in toil to make enough money to support these new little consumers, I’m choosing to invest in my community. Hats off to Blake Stone for showing me I don’t have to be parasite or a host!”
—Editor of Le Connoisseur de Pamphlets, a meta-pamphlet devoted to pamphleteers
“We’ve been rejecting Blake’s work for the last several years, and it’s been a real pleasure. When I see zir work in the slush pile, I do nothing, but I do smile. It’s writers like Blake that make our enormous slush pile possible, without her generous contribution it would be a mediocre world indeed!”
—Various Lit. journals
“Blake sent me his work a couple years ago and I haven’t gotten to it yet, but I’m sure it’s not what we’re looking for right now. We wish her the best of luck!”
—The Old Porker
“The selection process is highly subjective, something of a mystery even to us. There's no telling what we'll fall in love with, what we'll let get away. Writing is hard work, and writers merit some acknowledgment. We wish Blake J. Stone the best in placing their writing elsewhere.”
—The Sun-less Magazine
